Handsome Chocolate-Boy friend moans- “ Marriage? Marriage is ages away! I have too many other things on my mind, I can’t think of getting married. Anyway I don’t think there is really any girl who is meant for me.”
Me : Don’t worry shona, lots of girls around who are gorgeous AND dumb.
HC-B friend: They wont do for me. Amar tader poshabe na.
Me : They are the only ones who’ll do for you. You see, unless they’re gorgeous you wont think they are good enough for you. And unless they are dumb, really really dumb, they wont be able to stand you at all.
Soul-crushing, if unoriginal. Bitchy mood today. Monday morning. I rest my case.
Letter to my little sister
1 week ago